1. “Your open house is really a party for me.”

2. “My fees are negotiable.”

3. “Think you’ve had no offers? Actually, there’ve been several.”

4. “I talk about you behind your back.”

5. “Sometimes I forget whose side I’m on.”

6. “I know zilch about zoning.”

7. “I won’t let termites – or pesky inspectors – kill a deal.”

8. “I’m not a lawyer, but I play one in your house.”

9. “My Web site is a dead end.”

10. “You may not need me at all.”