1. “Your open house is really a party for me.”
2. “My fees are negotiable.”
3. “Think you’ve had no offers? Actually, there’ve been several.”
4. “I talk about you behind your back.”
5. “Sometimes I forget whose side I’m on.”
6. “I know zilch about zoning.”
7. “I won’t let termites – or pesky inspectors – kill a deal.”
8. “I’m not a lawyer, but I play one in your house.”
9. “My Web site is a dead end.”
10. “You may not need me at all.”
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